From another Mike hero on twitter, this time Mike Lisk:

I have a bad new habit. When I have to get the attention of someone wearing earphones in public, I treat them like furniture or dumb animals. I wave at them or grasp them firmly by the shoulders and move them out of my way as if they were inanimate objects. Sometimes they get lippy, but by then I’m just a memory; a memory convulsed by laughter.
—Mike Lisk’s twitter

Not sure if that semicolon was punctuational appropriate, though.

I remember doing Where the Wild Things Are in kindergarten.

(via Frangry)

“…So let’s not neglect it.”

Better get over there in a hurry… Woman who phoned in the complaint said he was painted up like an Indian… Said she never saw a kid do what he was doing: chewing the bark off a tree.

Milk. Just like the sign said before you obliterated it. Fresh, wholesome milk.

Relax. Directed by Casey Chan. Lyrics by Wax. Music by EOM.

I don’t know really. September has always been the time, that’s all. I always seem to work into some kind of trouble every September. I don’t know what it is. It always seems to be the best time. September… it’s always September.

Almost forgot to post Andrew W.K. and Conan O’Brien dancing together (in Andrew W.K.’s signature style):

(Update: Video has since been removed; sorry.)

Probably old news:

Cornify.com

Me a zombie, me eat out your brain
Shoot heroin and smoke cocaine
Suck pussy on the R Train
Make it rain blood, me ah gon’ rain

Manish performing stand up comedy at Comix Comedy Club in New York, NY

Also: Indians Are Asian.com

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