TwelveTon » Humor http://twelveton.com a panoply of protean prestidigitation. Thu, 27 Oct 2011 01:16:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= More From Mikes on Twitter http://twelveton.com/2010/03/30/more-from-mikes-on-twitter/ http://twelveton.com/2010/03/30/more-from-mikes-on-twitter/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:16:49 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=340 From another Mike hero on twitter, this time Mike Lisk:

I have a bad new habit. When I have to get the attention of someone wearing earphones in public, I treat them like furniture or dumb animals. I wave at them or grasp them firmly by the shoulders and move them out of my way as if they were inanimate objects. Sometimes they get lippy, but by then I’m just a memory; a memory convulsed by laughter.
—Mike Lisk’s twitter

Not sure if that semicolon was punctuationally appropriate, though.

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(via Frangry)

]]> http://twelveton.com/2010/03/29/childrens-reenactment-of-scarface/feed/ 0 A Cat’s Tail Is His Badge of Honor… http://twelveton.com/2009/10/07/a-cats-tail-is-his-badge-of-honor%e2%80%a6/ http://twelveton.com/2009/10/07/a-cats-tail-is-his-badge-of-honor%e2%80%a6/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:30:57 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=282 “…So let’s not neglect it.”

]]> http://twelveton.com/2009/10/07/a-cats-tail-is-his-badge-of-honor%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Quote from Dragnet 3 http://twelveton.com/2009/09/27/quote-from-dragnet-3/ http://twelveton.com/2009/09/27/quote-from-dragnet-3/#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:17:13 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=278

Better get over there in a hurry… Woman who phoned in the complaint said he was painted up like an Indian… Said she never saw a kid do what he was doing: chewing the bark off a tree.

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Milk. Just like the sign said before you obliterated it. Fresh, wholesome milk.

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I don’t know really. September has always been the time, that’s all. I always seem to work into some kind of trouble every September. I don’t know what it is. It always seems to be the best time. September… it’s always September.

]]> http://twelveton.com/2009/09/04/quotation-from-dragnet/feed/ 0 Andrew W.K. & Conan O’Brien Dancing http://twelveton.com/2009/09/03/andrew-w-k-conan-obrien-dancing/ http://twelveton.com/2009/09/03/andrew-w-k-conan-obrien-dancing/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:13:17 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=250 Almost forgot to post Andrew W.K. and Conan O’Brien dancing together (in Andrew W.K.’s signature style):

]]> http://twelveton.com/2009/09/03/andrew-w-k-conan-obrien-dancing/feed/ 0 Snoop Dogg on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire http://twelveton.com/2009/08/30/snoop-dogg-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/ http://twelveton.com/2009/08/30/snoop-dogg-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:24:21 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=196 (Update: Video has since been removed; sorry.)

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]]> http://twelveton.com/2009/08/28/nice-moves/feed/ 0 Glittery Cornify http://twelveton.com/2009/08/11/glittery-cornify/ http://twelveton.com/2009/08/11/glittery-cornify/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:23:24 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=161 Probably old news:

Cornify.com

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Me a zombie, me eat out your brain
Shoot heroin and smoke cocaine
Suck pussy on the R Train
Make it rain blood, me ah gon’ rain

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Manish performing stand up comedy at Comix Comedy Club in New York, NY

Also: Indians Are Asian.com

]]> http://twelveton.com/2009/08/11/indians-are-asian-dot-com/feed/ 0 Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell http://twelveton.com/2009/07/29/combination-pizza-hut-and-taco-bell/ http://twelveton.com/2009/07/29/combination-pizza-hut-and-taco-bell/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:45:35 +0000 August http://twelveton.com/?p=133 LISTEN NOW:

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